Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
You can never tell what the public will think! But when something goes well and is well-received, it's a great surprise! — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I always like to get a role where I think, 'Ah, I know this is probably going to be played like this, but I'm… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
The one thing that has helped sustain my career as an actress and a comedian is that people generally view me as fundamentally stupid. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image