I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising. — Jeff Stilson Exercise Copy Share Image
Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the… — Jeff Stilson Aids Copy Share Image
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the… — Jeff Stilson Animals Copy Share Image
There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson Animal Copy Share Image
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the… — Jeff Stilson Ability Copy Share Image
I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players… — Jeff Stilson Blame Copy Share Image
Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team. — Jeff Stilson Games Copy Share Image
