Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist. — Jay Trachman Army Copy Share Image
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred — Jay Trachman Marriage Copy Share Image
The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't… — Jay Trachman Happiness Copy Share Image
Never criticize your spouse's faults; if it weren't for them, your mate might have found someone better than you — Jay Trachman Criticism Copy Share Image
