All Jason Bateman Quotes
- I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I… Day
- Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about… Called
- Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor. Acting
- I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me. Gray
- By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if… Conversation
- A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. Any
- My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time… Best
- I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an… Fart
- I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. Day
- People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. Asked
- I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth. Arm
- If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people. Americans
- Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end… All
- I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla. Carbs
- I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live… Alongside
- And I've always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand's message into the writing process. It's like an improv show,… Always Loved
- Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half. Baron
- I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler,… Adult
- I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness. Kindness
- I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl. Bet
- I never looked at fan mail, for some reason. My mother and grandmother handled my mail - although it's not like I was ever in… Baio
- I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that… Boyfriend
- I played a ton of team sports growing up, and team wins are just incredibly gratifying. Gratifying
- I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity… Absurdity
- I remember my dad working with me on breaking down my script and writing out a back story for my character and all that stuff. All