Famous Janet Evanovich Quotations
- I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. Church
- No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge. Bridge
- It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. Bed
- I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your… All
- Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race. Fittest
- I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were… Calls
- I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look… Been
- I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic . . . it's… Altogether
- Mrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. "Looks like you're going to work," she said, leaning heavily on… Bingo
- Ranger removed my goggles "Would you like to come home with me?" I stepped away from him. "Thank you for the offer, but no. I'm… Ask
- You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli Any
- I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on… Applesauce
- Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger Cute
- Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded. Control
- If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have… Broom
- It would be difficult to tell," Wulf said. "I've always been a romantic. I've seen Casablanca twice, and I sat through the entire ordeal of… Been
- My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. Anyone
- He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days.… Airport
- I can give you a better 'and then'," Ranger said. Better
- I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are… Don T
- I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over. Almost Fell
- I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I'm right up there at… Athletic
- Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke… Been
- I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise. Bacon
- I actually really suck at naming books, so lots of years ago, readers were sending in their ideas for titles, and what we realized is… Actually Really
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