“Now...get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN!” — James Turner Food Copy Share Image
“That's it then. This is how it ends. I haven't even read Proust.” — James Turner Books Copy Share Image
“Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.” — James Turner Fitness Copy Share Image
