I got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was… — James Acaster Found Copy Share Image
Every year in Edinburgh, I end up waiting behind the curtain about to go on stage, and I have a moment of… — James Acaster Amazing Copy Share Image
“If you haven't been to watch live wrestling before you owe it to yourself to go. And if you already go and… — James Acaster Scripted Copy Share Image
One of the things I figured out was that I was having good gigs when I wore jumpers. It was because I… — James Acaster Good Copy Share Image
If people are coming to see me because they like what I do on 'Mock the Week,' that's great because they are… — James Acaster Being Copy Share Image
What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped… — James Acaster Like Copy Share Image
I thought, 'Anyone can make up a lie, but making the truth funny is really hard.' But I actually had more problems… — James Acaster Funny Copy Share Image
I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the… — James Acaster Flaws Copy Share Image
