Jack Nicholson Quotes

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• There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
• With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
• Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
• The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
• My motto is: more good times.
• People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
• In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
• Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
• I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
• I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
• Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.
• If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
• I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.
• Acting is everybody's favorite second job.
• I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
• I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
• I'm content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That's what I've always worried about: that I wouldn't try hard enough.
• There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.
• We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
• I don't even own a cell phone.

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