All J B Morton Quotes
- Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. Beard
- One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's… Any
- Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed. Believed
- Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. Article
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Five
- To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances. Advances
- A library is a room where the murders take place. Inspirational
- Economy: cutting down other people's wages. Cutting