“Like an old snakebit hound wanting his own cave under a house, I wanted to go home to lick my wounds.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“Taken out of context and given a forty-degree twist, you can use the Bible to justify almost anything.” — J.A. Jance Bible Copy Share Image
“You’re sure good at that. I never have been able to work crossword puzzles.” “I’m good at it, Wanda, because my mind… — J.A. Jance Psychology Copy Share Image
“Suicide is something that hangs around forever, dropping load after load of guilt on the living.” — J.A. Jance Life Copy Share Image
“There’s very little distance between love and hate, and often death obliterates the distance between the two entirely. They fuse into a… — J.A. Jance Death Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I've had too much money to be able to tell who my friends are...” — J.A. Jance Friends Copy Share Image
“I've long maintained that women are born knowing things it takes men a whole lifetime to figure out. This was simply one… — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“When are you going to give up and accept the inevitable? Automation and microchips are here to stay.” — J.A. Jance Robotics Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a compliment to turn any right-thinking American male into your basic monosyllabic kind of guy.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“white-haired little old ladies (LOLs for short) are due a certain amount of respect, just on the basis of longevity, if nothing… — J.A. Jance Respect Copy Share Image
“I looked at them with the kind of curiosity one reserves for snakes in a zoo.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“That’s one of the problems with young people today. No one has bothered to teach them the rudiments of proper telephone etiquette.” — J.A. Jance Young people Copy Share Image
“Why do they do that? People are in hospitals for a reason—to get better from an illness or to recover from surgery.… — J.A. Jance Patience Copy Share Image
“It’s tough going to bed with a stranger. There’s nothing much to talk about the next morning when you wake up.” — J.A. Jance Morning Copy Share Image
“One of the biggest mistakes a man can make is to work too goddamned much. First you drank so much it got… — J.A. Jance Biggest mistake Copy Share Image
“Aren’t parents ever right? They either do too goddamned much or too goddamned little, but they’re never right, at least not as… — J.A. Jance Parenting Copy Share Image
“Why is it people fall for the wrong person? Then, when the inevitable happens, they spend the rest of their lives trying… — J.A. Jance Wrong person Copy Share Image
