Ilana Glazer

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

— Ilana Glazer

I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with…

— Ilana Glazer

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

— Ilana Glazer

I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me.

— Ilana Glazer

I miss improv. I hate it in a way - watching it, doing it - but only because it's so challenging and…

— Ilana Glazer

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

— Ilana Glazer

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

— Ilana Glazer

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

— Ilana Glazer

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can…

— Ilana Glazer

The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have…

— Ilana Glazer

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at…

— Ilana Glazer

There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or…

— Ilana Glazer

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

— Ilana Glazer

The thing about the performance part... starting with improv and standup, you're starting with yourself as the character, and I don't feel…

— Ilana Glazer

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents…

— Ilana Glazer

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

— Ilana Glazer

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every…

— Ilana Glazer

I don't want to watch people fighting.

— Ilana Glazer