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• When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your… Apocalypse
• When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no shoes on. Bamm
• Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it… Aint
• Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It looks like a… Biscuit
• What, cheese balls? Balls
• Elvis helps Santa Clause make toys. Clause
• No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. I dont care who you are. All
• Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake. Cake
• Mama got a forklift foot. Foot
• Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a few… Accident
• Alana calls her feetFritos Feet cuz they stink, but not like Bluahh, but like Fritos straight up. Alana
• I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl… Bring
• Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair. Feel
• Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So you guess peoples… Blindfolded
• A dolla make me holla, honey boo boo child! Boo
• With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in… Bath
• Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. Calls
• Honey Boo Boo is back, and this Honey Boo Boo is gonna win a gold medaaaaal! Boo
• I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together like a, like… All
• Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child! Boo
• My Kaitlyns coming out of Annas Moon Pie any day now. Annas
• Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle. Alana
• I love smages. I can get a smage everyday. Everyday
• You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont… Bath
• This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one. Air

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