All Honey Boo Boo Child Quotes
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your…
Apocalypse
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When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no shoes on.
Bamm
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Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it…
Aint
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Its called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up, and ummmmYou know, it does. It looks like a…
Biscuit
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What, cheese balls?
Balls
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Elvis helps Santa Clause make toys.
Clause
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No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. I dont care who you are.
All
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Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake.
Cake
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Mama got a forklift foot.
Foot
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Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a few…
Accident
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Alana calls her feetFritos Feet cuz they stink, but not like Bluahh, but like Fritos straight up.
Alana
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl…
Bring
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Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair.
Feel
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Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So you guess peoples…
Blindfolded
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A dolla make me holla, honey boo boo child!
Boo
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With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in…
Bath
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Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump.
Calls
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Honey Boo Boo is back, and this Honey Boo Boo is gonna win a gold medaaaaal!
Boo
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I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together like a, like…
All
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Im a pageant queen, and Im a REDNECK, Honey Boo Boo Child!
Boo
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My Kaitlyns coming out of Annas Moon Pie any day now.
Annas
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Alana calls me poodle because poodle is a term for being gay. So, Im a poodle.
Alana
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I love smages. I can get a smage everyday.
Everyday
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You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont…
Bath
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Air
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