All Greg Gutfeld Quotes
- The media is Obama's scandal condom. Condom
- Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.… Bases
- If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites. America
- When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s… Advocate
- How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,… America
- People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a… Ask
- It was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In… Fans
- A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. Agree
- The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool. Big
- The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive. Beauty
- We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive. Alive
- The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. Everyone
- I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money… Blast
- I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere. Assumption
- A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could Doe
- You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. Black
- Look, this debate is basic: it's small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that… Accusation
- Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. Amongst
- Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white. Cream
- Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the… American
- Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. Ate
- Hollywood's schizophrenia over guns is matched only by their attitude toward taxes. Ever wonder why they film in Vancouver so often? It ain't for the… Attitude
- Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror? Evil
- [Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you.… Care
- Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber. Answers