Best Graham Norton Quotes
- Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Bliss
- The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. Desperate
- All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my… All
- A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them. Bunch
- An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. Awful
- Britain's such a twisted, weird little place. Britain
- Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No! Credit
- I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. Always Say
- I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. Camp
- I am really bad at actually interviewing people. Bad
- I am very quick to judge. Funny
- I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. Alive
- I don't think anyone wants to be gay. Anyone
- I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. Bad
- I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just… Cheerful
- I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything. Childhood
- I loved Lucille Ball growing up. Ball
- I think the word is adult! Adult
- I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. Actor
- I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. London
- I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. Dating
- I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do. Ever Wanted
- Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean. Circuit
- My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able… Able
- I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in… Been