“Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation” — George Bernard Shaw Creation Copy Share Image
I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' . — George Bernard Shaw Fish Copy Share Image
There are two things necessary to Salvation… Money and gunpowder. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The man who has never made a mistake will never make anything else. — George Bernard Shaw Failure Copy Share Image
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. — George Bernard Shaw Desire Copy Share Image
“Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.” — George Bernard Shaw Ashamed Copy Share Image
“A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” — George Bernard Shaw Politics Copy Share Image
It is more dangerous to be a great prophet or poet than to promote twenty companies for swindling simple folk out of… — George Bernard Shaw Company Copy Share Image
I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having. — George Bernard Shaw Life Copy Share Image
The most sublime courage I have ever witnessed has been among that class too poor to know they possessed it, and too… — George Bernard Shaw Class Copy Share Image
Just as the liar 's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed , but that he cannot believe… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that comes as life goes, the… — George Bernard Shaw Age Copy Share Image
I do not waste my time writing pot-boilers: the pot must be boiled, and even my pot au feu has some chunks… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It is monstrous that custom should force us to display our faces ostentatiously, however worn and wrinkled and mean they may be,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The Indian way of life provides the vision of the natural, real way of life. We veil ourselves with unnatural masks. On… — George Bernard Shaw Creator Copy Share Image
“She has even secret mischievous moments in which she wishes she could get him alone, on a desert island, away from all… — George Bernard Shaw Common man Copy Share Image
What is wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing but empirics who say… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe… — George Bernard Shaw Death Copy Share Image
If more than 10% of the people like a painting, you can be sure it's bad. — George Bernard Shaw Artist Copy Share Image
“I have to live for others and not for myself: thats middle class morality.” — George Bernard Shaw Character Copy Share Image
“When you go to women,” says Nietzsche, “take your whip with you.” — George Bernard Shaw Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I must have been an insufferable child; all children are. — George Bernard Shaw Child Copy Share Image
Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning. — George Bernard Shaw Audacious Copy Share Image
Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it. — George Bernard Shaw Abstaining Copy Share Image
Hypocrisy ... is only bad when it is improperly used. — George Bernard Shaw Hypocrisy Copy Share Image
A tranquil woman can go on sewing longer than an angry man can go on fuming. — George Bernard Shaw Angry Copy Share Image
From Mozart I learnt to say important things in a conversational way. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady. — George Bernard Shaw Grammar Copy Share Image