“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw Affair Copy Share Image
The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. — George Bernard Shaw Birthday Copy Share Image
You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. — George Bernard Shaw Inspiration Copy Share Image
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more… — George Bernard Shaw Failure Copy Share Image
“The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.” — George Bernard Shaw Time Copy Share Image
The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves. — George Bernard Shaw Reformers Copy Share Image
I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases. — George Bernard Shaw Children Copy Share Image
Literature is like any other trade; you will never sell anything unless you go to the right shop. — George Bernard Shaw Books Copy Share Image
Nature holds no brief for the human experiment; it must stand or fall by its results. — George Bernard Shaw Experiment Copy Share Image
Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like: it is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. — George Bernard Shaw Ability Copy Share Image
Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites. — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
The notion that Nature does not proceed by jumps is only one of the budget of plausible lies that we call classical… — George Bernard Shaw Age Copy Share Image
Man is unique in that he has plans, purpose and goals which require the need for criteria of choice. The need for… — George Bernard Shaw Choices Copy Share Image
“it annoys me to see people comfortable when they ought to be uncomfortable; and I insist on making them think in order… — George Bernard Shaw Faith Copy Share Image
As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A healthy nation is as unconscious of its nationality as a healthy man of his bones. But if you break a person's… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but prevented me from being educated to an… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Well, what do they all amount to, these kings and captains and bishops and lawyers and such like? They just leave you… — George Bernard Shaw Betrayal Copy Share Image
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. — George Bernard Shaw Problem Copy Share Image
Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up. — George Bernard Shaw Birth Copy Share Image
I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity. — George Bernard Shaw Curiosity Copy Share Image
Our lives are shaped not as much by our experiences as by our expectations. — George Bernard Shaw Expectations Copy Share Image
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship. — George Bernard Shaw Censorship Copy Share Image
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot. — George Bernard Shaw Artist Copy Share Image
The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure. — George Bernard Shaw Actor Copy Share Image
