I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon. — George Alec Effinger Ifs Copy Share Image
Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things. — George Alec Effinger Apocalypse Copy Share Image
“He had enough troubles, he thought, without inventing new ones for the future. He was middling lost, starving, and with an excellent… — George Alec Effinger Time Copy Share Image
I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going… — George Alec Effinger Awful Copy Share Image
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from doubletalk.” — George Alec Effinger Technology Copy Share Image
Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence. — George Alec Effinger Adolescence Copy Share Image
“Madness, by the life of the Prophet! Audran felt as if he were peering through a narrow tunnel, seeing the world with… — George Alec Effinger Life Copy Share Image
“Just because your electronics are better than ours, you aren't necessarily superior in any way. Look, imagine that you humans are a… — George Alec Effinger NASA Copy Share Image
