“The worst thing about the age we live in? Any slovenly Howard can crawl out of his chive-chip hovel to meet his… — Gabe Durham Episode Copy Share Image
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“Because everybody knows the best camp activities are those rich with mnemonic potential, and memories remain longest when attached to changes of… — Gabe Durham Memories Copy Share Image
“EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MUSIC "When you’re improvising and you hit a bad note, hit it again a few times. Own the… — Gabe Durham Music Copy Share Image
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