Best Frank Zappa Quotes
- Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not… American
- As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're gonna be alright.… Alright
- If we can't be free at least we can be cheap. Cheap
- The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on. Dumped
- The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe! Apostrophe
- Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I… Along
- To me absurdity is the only reality Absurdity
- Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. Basic
- Weedly-weedly-wee, make a face, hold your guitar like it's your weenie, point it heavenward, and look like you're really doing something. Then, you get a… Big
- All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering… All
- The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity Abundant
- Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation.… Challenge
- The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly… Big
- On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in… Casts
- The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own. Amount
- I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! Best
- If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you Funny
- Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? Few
- A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being… Act
- The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick… Business
- The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay,… Apple
- I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on… Biggest
- It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not… Few
- What something is depends more on when it is than anything else. Anything Else
- It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner Advisable
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