“Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!” — Elle Casey Hamster Copy Share Image
“As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.” — Elle Casey Devil Copy Share Image
“Apparently, when faced with impending death, I completely lose my shit.” — Elle Casey Death Copy Share Image
“felt him come up beside me, and we walked together in silence the” — Elle Casey Silence Copy Share Image
“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.” — Elle Casey Best night Copy Share Image
“We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.” — Elle Casey Humour Copy Share Image
“Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but… — Elle Casey Flavors Copy Share Image
“I had zero fear of Mack being the wrong kind of guy to invite up to my room. He totally didn't come… — Elle Casey Fear Copy Share Image
“You know how much I want a Vespa. I’m Vespa Desperate. It’s a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I… — Elle Casey Funny Copy Share Image
“Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.” — Elle Casey Devil Copy Share Image
“Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t be blamed. I was just a sorry little slut who couldn’t control her libido.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I feel like I got hit by a bus." "You kind of did," I said, "only it was an angry orc with… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when our lives are out of control, the only thing that makes us feel secure is to swing in the opposite… — Elle Casey Life Copy Share Image
“I wasn't sure, but something was telling me that love like this didn't come along all that often - I sure hadn't… — Elle Casey Love Copy Share Image
“Uhhh, hey, Ma,” he says nervously. “What’re you doing out here?” She puts her hands on her hips, her open sleeveless down… — elle casey Bearing witness Copy Share Image
“I totally feel like an FBI agent right now, with my legs spread and my arms out straight, gripping the gun. I’ll… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“... something about being here in this neon-glitzy place, my shoes off and my boobs pushed up to my neck made me… — Elle Casey Compassion Copy Share Image
“You’re my wife,” he said, only inches away, his hot breath flickering over my lips. “You married me in Las Vegas two… — Elle Casey Las vegas Copy Share Image
“I sit down on the toilet and think back on my day as I take care of business. My stomach continues to… — Elle Casey Business Copy Share Image
“The brownies can't touch that basket - it's spelled - but we can. We're supposed to take one thing out per day… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I end up standing in front of the nearby painting with my arms and legs open wide, flapping them around and doing… — Elle Casey Artist Copy Share Image
“Just because a person is obsessed with the idea of something, doesn't make it right or even good for them.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“But we don’t get do-overs as adults,” I say. “When you do something, it’s done, and then you have to live with… — Elle Casey Adults Copy Share Image
“Thanks.” “Thanks for what?” I try to look up at him but the angle isn’t good. “For trusting me with your body.” — Elle Casey Gratitude Copy Share Image
“Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It means that if I want to get lucky with you, I should just take the risk and tell you what's on… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“You know, there's reason why certain expressions never go away and endure the test of time. It's because they're as real todaynasnthey… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I’m engaged” … “No, you’re not,” he growled into my neck. “You’re married. To me. We came first, not him.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“What are you looking at?” I asked… “City slicker. What are you looking at?” “A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn’t know how… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.” — Elle Casey Different directions Copy Share Image
“Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever wad before the pain” — Elle Casey Healing Copy Share Image
“My mom always said that still waters ran deep, so maybe Chase had a lot more things going on than I realized.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“not every kid is born exactly like another. Differences make them unique and special, not deficient.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all.” — Elle Casey Best friends Copy Share Image
“I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers...it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It sounded like a demon dinosaur. Not that I'd ever heard one of those, but it was what I imagined one would… — Elle Casey Fear Copy Share Image
