All Earl Wilson Quotes
- Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue. Announcement
- No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it. Fast
- Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Art
- If you think nobody cares if youre alive, just try missing a couple of payments. Alive
- An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. Economist
- He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. Craps
- If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. Say
- Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. Assured
- The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Asks
- Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. Gossip