Doug Larson Quotes
- Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
- Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
- The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
- Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
- They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
- A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
- Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
- Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
- Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
- Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
- One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
- What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
- A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
- To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
- A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.
- Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
- An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
- The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
- Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
- For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.