All Doug Larson Quotes
- Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Accomplishing
- The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. Commonly
- If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Any
- Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Delightful
- People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. Congratulations
- A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Every Survival
- Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. Conduct
- Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring. Autumn
- The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Aging
- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. All
- The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Admitting
- A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. Cat
- Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Called
- The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Brings
- The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice. Blame
- If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Concentrated
- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Better
- There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity. Faith
- Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. Elation
- A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Clear