All David Spade Quotes
- I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. Cartoon
- I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. Funny
- I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. Canceled
- It's hard to have a career. Career
- It's so crazy in Hollywood. Crazy
- Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. Figure
- No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. Alarm
- Single guys get a bad rap. Bad
- Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12… Die
- To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. Busboy
- You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. Brutal
- You know, you want to pull in a wide audience. Audience
- When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. Across