All David Spade Quotes
- In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. Any
- A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant. Definitely
- I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car. Better
- Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have… Big
- I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. Civilians
- I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right… Coast
- It's funny because it's funny. Funny
- It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out.… Blast
- My career is just kind of crazy. Career
- To be famous and broke is hard. Broke
- The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a… Blew
- I have no detectable hair style. Detectable
- There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. All
- There's always something funny about men chasing women. Always Something
- Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic. Everyone
- I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. Anti
- I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom. Funny
- I never dated much in high school or college. College
- I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. Kids
- I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. Different Version
- I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. Cartoon
- I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. Funny
- I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. Canceled
- It's hard to have a career. Career
- It's so crazy in Hollywood. Crazy