Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys… — David Cross Aqua Copy Share Image
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but… — David Cross Copy Share Image
There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you… — David Cross Country Copy Share Image
When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just… — David Cross Comedian Copy Share Image
“I guess the lesson to be learned from the [Catholic] church is that while homosexuality is a sin against GOD, molestation and… — David Cross Children Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and… — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't… — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Abortion Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff… — David Cross Followers Copy Share Image
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