Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. — David Cross Character Copy Share Image
I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life. — David Cross Entire life Copy Share Image
You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season. — David Cross Season Copy Share Image
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with. — David Cross Copy Share Image
You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat. — David Cross Attachment Copy Share Image
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. — David Cross People Copy Share Image
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed." — David Cross People Copy Share Image
In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which… — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled… — David Cross Germany Copy Share Image
It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm… — David Cross Audience Copy Share Image
I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, "Thank… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even… — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how… — David Cross Being married Copy Share Image
I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as… — David Cross Communication Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really… — David Cross Cities Copy Share Image
I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been. — David Cross Centrist Copy Share Image
I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country. — David Cross Benefit Copy Share Image
I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself. — David Cross Audience Copy Share Image
I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross Funny Copy Share Image
It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation. — David Cross Copy Share Image
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross Bible Copy Share Image
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. — David Cross Free thinking Copy Share Image
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