“High school sweetheart" is such an innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts.” — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“I do. I still love him so much. And I feel so worthless because he doesn’t love me anymore.” — Daria Snadowsky Breaking up Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, I wanted his heart. Then I shifted focus to his body. I was never interested in only friendship.” — Daria Snadowsky Friendships Copy Share Image
“Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me.” — Daria Snadowsky Power Copy Share Image
“So it’s all right for him to rule out a serious relationship, but it’s wrong if I’m not ready to settle for… — Daria Snadowsky Friendships Copy Share Image
“It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.” — Daria Snadowsky Furious Copy Share Image
“I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“There’s something about the sight of a gorgeous guy in an open convertible heading in your direction that makes all bad feelings… — Daria Snadowsky Bad feelings Copy Share Image
“Pain was my tie to a past that a part of me wanted to hold on to. The more I hurt, the… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“Some scientists hypothesize that having children is the only reason romantic love came about. It kept couples together long enough to mate… — Daria Snadowsky Children Copy Share Image
“I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so… — Daria Snadowsky Want Hear Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you get down on yourself and worry that you’re undesirable like rejection, so having someone desirable desire you is the… — Daria Snadowsky Desirable Copy Share Image
“All I mean is that, hypothetically, why would we need to see anyone else? And as long as we're going out and… — Daria Snadowsky Goals Copy Share Image
“But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage… — Daria Snadowsky Sex Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the least… — Daria Snadowsky Infertile Copy Share Image
“One of the pitfalls of having an ex-boyfriend is that people still pair you together in their memories, and sooner or later… — Daria Snadowsky Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“It’s so evident to me now that just because someone is a great guy doesn’t guarantee we’ll make a great couple, no… — Daria Snadowsky Couple Copy Share Image
“In neuroscience, our textbook showed how the brain scans of people newly in love look a lot like the brain scans of… — Daria Snadowsky Hormone Copy Share Image
“But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“After a breakup there’s a momentary relief that you’re free again. But that’s quickly eclipsed by all the good memories you had… — Daria Snadowsky Breakup Copy Share Image
“How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what’s going on?” — Daria Snadowsky Different Copy Share Image
“Amy is so correct that a good personality can make a guy better-looking.” — Daria Snadowsky Cute-guys Copy Share Image
“Why do people even take photographs, anyway? They're just reminders of what once was and what you'll never get back. It's so… — Daria Snadowsky Masochistic Copy Share Image
“If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control,… — Daria Snadowsky Breakup Copy Share Image
“I’ve been so caught up with mapping out a picture-perfect “forever” that I’m completely neglecting my present, which I have far more… — Daria Snadowsky Moving on Copy Share Image
“I just wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in my experience all boys… — Daria Snadowsky Anatomy-of-a-boyfriend Copy Share Image
“When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you… — Daria Snadowsky Blow job Copy Share Image
“How is it that human anatomy evolved so that something as stupid-looking as a repetitive back-and-forth movement can generate the peak of… — Daria Snadowsky Ecstasy Copy Share Image
“The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen… — Daria Snadowsky Having sex Copy Share Image
“Back in high school, I never understood how Amy could enjoy getting with guys just for the short haul. In a way,… — Daria Snadowsky Enjoyable Copy Share Image
“I realize that I’m far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy’s, and I’ve seen his only twice! I guess… — Daria Snadowsky Gynecology Copy Share Image
