“Cuteness and kindness are often inversely proportional in people.” — Daria Snadowsky Kindness Copy Share Image
“I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“If love and hate aren’t true opposites, perhaps neither are pleasure and pain—if you go far enough in one extreme, it resembles… — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“That I don't feel upset by us really being over almost trivializes how special and intense our relationship once was.” — Daria Snadowsky Break ups Copy Share Image
“How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what’s going on?” — Daria Snadowsky Different ideas Copy Share Image
“Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?" -Amy” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage… — Daria Snadowsky Sex Copy Share Image
“It’s so messed up how little control we have over whether we want somebody.” — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“Please don’t hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving you… — Daria Snadowsky Breaking up Copy Share Image
“There’s something about the sight of a gorgeous guy in an open convertible heading in your direction that makes all bad feelings… — Daria Snadowsky Bad feelings Copy Share Image
“Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.” — Daria Snadowsky Ferris wheel Copy Share Image
“Why did I have to love him so much if we’re not going to end up together?” — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“I can live without a boy. So why does it feel like I'm going to die?” — Daria Snadowsky Break up Copy Share Image
“I’m positive I wouldn’t consider having sex with Guy if I hadn’t already had sex beforehand. I always knew I wanted my… — Daria Snadowsky First time Copy Share Image
“I just wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in my experience all boys… — Daria Snadowsky Anatomy-of-a-boyfriend Copy Share Image
“You are all at once the subject, object, predicate, preposition, and period of my thoughts.” — Daria Snadowsky Philosophy of Mind Copy Share Image
“After a breakup there’s a momentary relief that you’re free again. But that’s quickly eclipsed by all the good memories you had… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“I remember another thing Cosmo said. It typically takes half the time you’re dating a guy to fall out of love with… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you… — Daria Snadowsky Blow job Copy Share Image
“But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.” — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?” — Daria Snadowsky Friendships Copy Share Image
“A boy sees a girl topless for the first time only once, and the anticipation of the big reveal is really exciting.… — Daria Snadowsky First time Copy Share Image
“It sucks enough when girlfriends break plans with each other for a boy, but at least that’s not against the natural order… — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
