Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. — Dan Greenburg Writing Copy Share Image
I carry around such a load of non-specific guilt that every time the metal detector beeps, I always have a wild fear… — Dan Greenburg Absent Copy Share Image
You'd better know what you want, because you'll probably get it. — Dan Greenburg Knows Copy Share Image
“My own daughter a streetwalker! If you have any consideration for your parents at all you'll do the only decent thing. What's… — Dan Greenburg Children Copy Share Image
Fine worries, like fine wines, are at their best only after they have been properly mellowed. — Dan Greenburg Fine Copy Share Image