“A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!” — Cuthbert Soup Danger Copy Share Image
“Yes you are right," said Pavel. "We will succeed simply because we are the best in all of world. We will get… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“These reports that are not explained by natural phenomena or exploding outhouses are known as UFO's, which is the official abbreviation for… — Cuthbert Soup Abbreviations Copy Share Image
“If there is one good thing about an angry mob, it's that they are so focused on being angry and mobbish that… — Cuthbert Soup Anger Copy Share Image
“Snowflakes are unique, just like fingerprints, which means there is nothing quite so unique in the universe as a snowman's fingerprints.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image
“Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a… — Cuthbert Soup Funny Copy Share Image