All Curly Quotes
- Life is tough, get a helmet. Helmet
- Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To Be… Cherish
- Im ridiculously awesome; therefore I live a ridiculously awesome life with ridiculously awesome friends!! Awesome
- Life is simple!!! But it is up to you how you live it!!! Life
- Forgive but dont forget. Live with no regrets. Dont
- Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain. Cant
- Life is sweeter than sugar but at the same time it is as sour as a lemon. Lemon
- My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it to… Assignment
- Dont like me? Your problem. Think Im trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn around. Think I care? Think… Around Think
- You hate me? even better! You think you know me? you have no clue! You dont have to love me! You dont have to like… Attitude
- When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. Dropped
- Whats the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey. Gonna
- Its not that Im smarter than you, its just that youre dumber than everyone else. Dumber
- Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face. Face
- Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense. Beautiful
- Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.… Asked
- Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. Caught
- Dont sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out Brain
- You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. Apes
- Youre so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection. Glass
- Before I met you, I didnt believe in Charles Darwin. Believe
- Im not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed. Bleed
- Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere. Chair
- A book is like carrying a garden in your pocket. It always is full of life, new smells, and new things to see. Always read.… Always Read