All Clive James Quotes
- I saw the film Pearl Harbour and it made me wish that the Japanese had bombed Hollywood instead! Bombed
- On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot. Correctly
- The key to effective teaching is to remember how you learned. Effective
- It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. Go
- She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. Abstract
- Fiction is life with the dull bits left out. Bits
- There is no reasoning someone out of a position he has not reasoned himself into. Funny
- All intellectual tendencies are corrupted when they consort with power. All
- Stop worrying - nobody gets out of this world alive. Alive