Chuck Klosterman Quotes

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• If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.
• If you play "I Don't Want To Know" by Fleetwood Mac loud enough -- you can hear Lindsey Buckingham's fingers sliding down the strings of…
• But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.
• We would sit in the living room, drink a case of Busch beer, and throw the empty cans into the kitchen for no reason whatsoever,…
• We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
• Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.
• It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn.
• Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.
• and I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive,
• Coldplay songs deliver an amorphous, irrefutable interpretation of how being in love is supposed to feel, and people find themselves wanting that feeling for real.…
• In New York, people are unhappy on purpose, because unhappiness makes them seem more complex; in Washington DC it just sort of works out that…
• Observing someone without context amplifies the experience. The more we know, the less we are able to feel.
• Instead, we were given a publication called the Weekly Reader, which was like a newspaper for four-foot illiterates.
• The message of "The Winner Takes It All" is straightforward: It argues that the concept of relationships ending on mutual terms is an emotional fallacy.…
• The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist the…
• Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed
• If you stare long enough at anything, you will start to find similarities. The word “coincidence” exists in order to stop people from seeing meaning…
• This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live.
• ...I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that has been lauded as "the sport of…
• The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality

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