Chuck Klosterman Quotes

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• It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.
• What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very…
• Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.
• The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.
• What my mom failed to understand was that I didn't even want long hair -- I needed long hair. And my desire for protracted, flowing…
• I remember saying things, but I have no idea what was said. It was generally a friendly conversation.” —Associated Press reporter Jack Sullivan, attempting to…
• No woman will ever satisfy me. I know that now, and I would never try to deny it. But this is actually okay, because I…
• Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?
• I doubt that pornography has been good for the advancement of society, but I suspect it’s done wonders for the advancement of computer technology.
• Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been assassinated. I’ve found this is the best way to get…
• Sometimes I think that the amount of time you live on earth is just an inverse reflection of how good you were in a previous…
• I am ready to be alone.
• Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.
• By now, everyone I know is one of seven strangers, inevitably hoping to represent a predefined demographic and always failing horribly. The Read World is…
• A homeless man once told me that dancing to rap music is the cultural equivalent of masturbating, and I'd sort of fell the same way…
• We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we…
• It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.
• I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other…
• I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious of it.
• If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what…

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