All Chris Hardwick Quotes
- Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile. Gene
- My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek. Best
- Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean. Alarm
- The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it. Hate
- The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing. Funny
- The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics. Comics
- Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture. Based
- When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem. Comedian
- With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. Bit
- Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is… Actually One
- Even before I had an assistant, my calendar was color-coded and I had all these different e-mail rules for how to prioritize e-mails, so I… Ago
- I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much… Bad
- I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you connect with one… All
- Our mandate at Nerdist is that we only get involved with nice people around things that we love. We have the luxury of being in… Around Things
- Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to… Agree
- What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age… Age
- When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're… Build
- No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet… Became
- Television and movies just take so long. If you pitch a show or develop a project, it can be a year before your show even… Air