Charlie Brooker

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

— Charlie Brooker

I liked 'Making A Murderer,' 'Master of None.' 'Stranger Things' I watched along with everyone else in the world. 'Narcos,' I really…

— Charlie Brooker

Short of finding a place on the witness protection programme, you don't get many opportunities to completely reinvent your life. Going to…

— Charlie Brooker

As long as we've still got crazy "what if" ideas, we can continue [Black Mirror]. It's outpacing reality that's probably the challenge.

— Charlie Brooker

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

— Charlie Brooker

“Modern 3D cinema technology works by ensuring your left eye sees one image while your right sees another. But they could, presumably,…

— Charlie Brooker

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.

— Charlie Brooker

You sort of perform your personality, I guess, to everyone on some level.

— Charlie Brooker

“Don’t campaign to bring back the gallows – campaign to bring back the saw. The medieval saw. Raise the prisoner by his…

— Charlie Brooker

If the Walkman had, by default, silently contacted your friends and told them what you were listening to, not only would no…

— Charlie Brooker

It's a barrel of laughs, isn't it? It makes The Day After look like friggin'...insert name of cheerful thing here. It was…

— Charlie Brooker

“A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping. And once you've got through the clown puke there's nothing but a…

— Charlie Brooker

In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

— Charlie Brooker

[British television series] Hammer House of Horror. I used to really enjoy these one-off stories where often there would be an incredibly…

— Charlie Brooker

I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.

— Charlie Brooker

I'm quite techy and gadgety.

— Charlie Brooker

I can't imagine voluntarily standing beside an F1 track in the rain, watching motorised wedges plastered in corporate decals zooming past at…

— Charlie Brooker

When I was a chain smoker, I used to wake up and the first thing I'd do was reach for a cigarette,…

— Charlie Brooker

Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an…

— Charlie Brooker

If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.

— Charlie Brooker

The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.

— Charlie Brooker

Like bankers, top footballers are massively overpaid, but at least you comprehend what they're doing for the money.

— Charlie Brooker

“Back in the 1930s, when men with handlebar moustaches played football in long johns and tails, and the ball was a spherical…

— Charlie Brooker

'MasterChef''s preliminary stages deliver just the right level of almost-drama for viewers feeling shagged out after a hard day's fruitless existence.

— Charlie Brooker

I think more and more people became aware that social media was starting to feel like a more toxic space. And, I…

— Charlie Brooker