All Charles M. Schulz Quotes
- Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!! Anybody
- One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside. Bring
- I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part! Been
- That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot… Brown
- I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday… Better
- A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your… Anybody
- My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that… Afraid
- See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does… Doe
- Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise… Able
- You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on. Carry
- I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems. Any
- Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. Bars
- Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon. Beauty
- What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it! Cover
- Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home. Avoid
- Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes… Awake
- Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and… Girl
- How can we lose when we're so sincere? Funny
- I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me! Ago
- Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means. Cards
- When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped... Allowed
- I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about,… Cookie
- Never give your heart to a blockhead. Blockhead
- It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same. Flu
- I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed. All