All Charles M. Schulz Quotes
- No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. Formidable
- It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere. Believe
- You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Brown
- Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational. Education
- That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. Facts
- Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. Advancement
- There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from. Big
- Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. Broken Heart
- Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. Answer
- There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. Bumper
- Happiness is a warm puppy. Animal
- What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want… Any
- Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a… Ask
- Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your… Dance
- I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. All
- All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a… All
- It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the… Appeared
- There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. Discuss
- If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me… Batch
- This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten… Any
- Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. Funny
- In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back. Answers
- I'm dying and all I hear are insults! All
- Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work.… All
- Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Chocolate