All Casey Stengel Quotes
- The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. All
- Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa. Always Stop
- You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. Em Right
- You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living. Broke
- You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls. Balls
- I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. Baseball
- Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant. Inspirational
- They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the… Advance
- The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. Day
- Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. Ability
- Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before. Been
- Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself. Coaching
- Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. Bar
- I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball. Ball
- I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many. Ballpark
- I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon. Bad
- I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill. Ball
- If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner. Baseball
- Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. Else Hits
- Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? Age
- The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. Argue
- They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf… Bank
- I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and… Another Fella
- Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture. Bad
- Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part. Easy