All Casey Stengel Quotes
- I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I… Able
- Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of… Any
- See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there,… Chance
- They say it can't be done, but sometimes that doesn't always work. Accomplish
- Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. Applying
- They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way. Out
- Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up. Age
- The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you. Best
- All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. According
- No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. Baseball
- The trick is growing up without growing old. Age
- Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. All
- Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. Another Story
- The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. Business
- There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them. Funny
- You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth… Chance
- When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never… Age
- Without losers, where would the winners be? Inspirational
- The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed. Even Knew
- They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. Ball
- If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army. Army
- Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain. Baseball
- Most ball games are lost, not won. Ball
- Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful. Airplane
- The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds. Baseball