All Caroline Rhea Quotes
- My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy,… Daddy
- My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. Braggy
- You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male... Always Tell
- Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. Date
- I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups. Articles
- I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things. Conversational
- I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention. Attention
- As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. Always Wanted
- Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times:… All
- It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. Easy
- You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed. Any
- I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests. Always Like
- I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me. Big
- I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could. Go
- Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. Feel
- I'm so into momminess. Funny
- I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman… Acting
- When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. Funk
- Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. Accepting
- My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Favorite
- I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. Cadbury
- I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now. Feel