All Carlos Mencia Quotes
- Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed. Ashamed
- When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call… Black
- When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers Baggy
- I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great Apologize
- If you aren't laughing, you aren't living! Funny
- God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. Believe