A man walks up to a woman in the bar and says, you're gonna get laid tonight. quite surprised, she replies are… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
I wish I was a camera so I could take your picture with my mind. Put it in a frame for you… — Carlin Whisler Beauty Copy Share Image
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt… — Carlin Whisler Funny quote Copy Share Image
As you will find in multivariabe calculus, there's aften a number of solutions for any given problem. — Carlin Whisler Life Copy Share Image
I have spent my entire life Like it was my rear view mirror my car. And every once in awhile, I always… — Carlin Whisler Entire life Copy Share Image
If the beauty behind your eyes were the sun the world would have a lot more to look forward to — Carlin Whisler Beauty Copy Share Image
