You know the thing I liked about fishing when I was 14 was being out with your mates mucking about, throwing bread… — Bob Mortimer Being Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I'm not that interested in other people, and I don't have any friends, so I'm not really the ideal candidate for Twitter. — Bob Mortimer Candidate Copy Share Image
After my triple bypass I got my sheet of healthy and unhealthy foods and I was like, croissants!?! Literally as bad as… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I saw Alan Davies on a show from the London Palladium and he did a nice routine about having kids or whatever.… — Bob Mortimer Habits Copy Share Image
Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
Rheumatoid arthritis generally happens when your immune system attacks your joints, but I've had it attack my iris. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I thought I had a chest infection and went to the doctor - five days later I was under the knife. It… — Bob Mortimer Blue Copy Share Image
I never craved having people leave a show saying, 'He's really intelligent, isn't he?' I didn't watch Tommy Cooper and think, 'Oh,… — Bob Mortimer Laugh Copy Share Image
We're not scientific comedians, thinking like, 'Things have moved on, we need to do this, we need to reflect the world in… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I come from the era when that continental stuff, the skimmed yogurt and a croissant, was a healthy start to the day. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I come from an era when if you are told that you need a triple heart bypass it sounds pretty terminal. But… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
In broadcasting, there's a lot of longevity offered to people like Griff Rhys Jones and Stephen Fry, who are polymaths more than… — Bob Mortimer Comic Copy Share Image
When we first did 'Big Night Out,' there was no chance of someone doing a little show in a pub then being… — Bob Mortimer Being Copy Share Image
We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
At one point I was putting 17 sugars in my tea. I know it's unbelievable and I do wonder sometimes what my… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I want people to watch us and think, 'They're idiots. They're clowns,' I want them to watch us and think Tommy Cooper… — Bob Mortimer Clown Copy Share Image
After your heart fails, you just feel really vulnerable for a while. You just want telly and your little house. Then, suddenly,… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I used to like getting cups and putting tiny bits of food and liquids in them. I'd grow mould plumes in the… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
