No matter how successful I may get, I'll always be a failed musician, sitting at a concert double-fisting overpriced twenty-ounce beers, wishing… — Bert Kreischer Always Copy Share Image
There are days where I'm like, 'Oh, my God, I'm so happy I'm living the life I'm living.' — Bert Kreischer Days Copy Share Image
I run into guys all the time that say, 'Me and my three buddies started fat shaming each other and we collectively… — Bert Kreischer Fat Copy Share Image
I did nine years with Travel Channel and had all of these incredible experiences. — Bert Kreischer Experiences Copy Share Image
Busch Gardens was my theme park; it was where I went on my day off from school. — Bert Kreischer Day Copy Share Image
My personality has gotten me some really good job interviews in New York. — Bert Kreischer Good Copy Share Image
The first and last song I ever wrote was a ballad I was quite proud of, and one I would play for… — Bert Kreischer First Copy Share Image
