“I'd rather be in Forks? I shop the HOB? What do these even mean?!” — Anne Eliot Forks Copy Share Image
“OHMYGOD. I hate myself right now. I think I also just blatantly sniffed him!” — Anne Eliot Blatantly Copy Share Image
“Mr. Roth. The Devil is holding your daughter’s hand. Now would be a great time to step up and whack the kid… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“This time, I know all of his tricks: dimples, divots, smiles, and cute eye-crinkle things. Bring it on.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“Are you completely slow? YES. I'm mental. This is why I have a list called ‘how to be normal” — Anne Eliot Mental Copy Share Image
“The tragedy is all right there...in the very beginning when he smiles at her. When she instantly forgets. Forgets how dangerous he… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I’m living in fiction. It’s perfectly okay to be in love with any and all fictional boyfriends, even if they aren’t yours.” — Anne Eliot Fictional Copy Share Image
“I do have rough, manly, and mannish, man hands. So glad you noticed.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“She's trapped me on the front side of the counter. Way. Too. Close. To. Her. LIP-GLOSS.” — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I grab my bag and open the door, trying to ignore him. But ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to make a big deal about a few tummy flutters because...dead people, old people, even furniture would get butterflies… — Anne Eliot Almost Copy Share Image
“After all the work and lies—and lotion—it took to get me into this parking lot, I’m not going home without more success… — Anne Eliot Parking lot Copy Share Image
“We'll do roller. Okay?" She shrugs. "It's your funerals. Whatever you think will seem realistic, but know this: innocent children will die,… — Anne Eliot Children Copy Share Image
“Holy mother of ripped-gorgeous. Get over the assets. Get over the assets. It’s an award-winning six pack. SO WHAT? Get over it.… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Almost. Almost. How I hate that word and the way it defines me. Almost raped. Almost over it. Almost normal. I can… — Anne Eliot Raped Copy Share Image
“I love it. I mean – it’s great. You – how beautiful you look. It threw me off. And you have no… — Anne Eliot Damn Girl Copy Share Image
“Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple. Of course he does. To match the Hollywood chin divot. To… — Anne Eliot Dimple Copy Share Image
“He shrugged, working to make her understand. “There’s whole YouTube montages playing still shots of my butt to music. I don’t take… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Eres una chica con mucha suerte. Nada sucedió. No pasó nada. Pensé que él era agradable. Vamos. Amigo. Salgamos de aquí. ¿Qué… — Anne Eliot Amor Copy Share Image
“I hope he approves of my carefully chosen Geekstuff.com outfit: the Ultimate Long-Safari-Skirt. Color: Puce. Sale price: $42.95. I've combined it with… — Anne Eliot Skirt Copy Share Image
“She kept her voice steady in an attempt to play this cool. “Uh, Mom? Any time you want to step in? Permanently… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“look back. She's crossed her arms and is tapping her ugly shoe on the carpet. “You're doing it again,” she says. “What?”… — Anne Eliot Aversion Copy Share Image
“I start the engine and shoot a glance through the tinted window, figuring if anyone is still watching, they can no longer… — Anne Eliot Gray Copy Share Image
“It’s really hard to deny a kid who’s father has passed away. We all just wanted you to be happy so we… — Anne Eliot Advice Copy Share Image
“She stopped at a red light and turned to face him. “Look. You must know your eyes are truly distracting, and you… — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Don't say that. Don't even joke about it! The idea of ten weeks with a single, locked-down girlfriend—even the fake kind—gives me… — Anne Eliot Girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Is this a habit of yours?” he asks. “What?” “Dropping stuff whenever you first see me? It's kind of cute. Flattering,” he… — Anne Eliot Habits Copy Share Image
“Tatooine, huh? So awesome you know Star Wars facts,” he adds nodding. “Do you ever watch the animated stuff?” Grin. Grin. Grin.… — Anne Eliot Faint Copy Share Image
“So…you're not going to tell me what they mean? C'mon. What's the Hob? Why Forks?” When I stand, I switch to my… — Anne Eliot Books Copy Share Image
“Vere blinked. And blinked. And blinked. And blinked. OMG. Try to speak. Try.” — Anne Eliot Anne-eliot Copy Share Image
“Maybe because he's already been in my dreams for so long, it feels to me as though we've always been together.” — Anne Eliot Dreams Copy Share Image
“Ignoring Gray Porter is like ignoring an elephant in a tut. A really hot elephant in a tutu... a very manly tutu."… — Anne Eliot Ignoring Copy Share Image
“With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: “Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?” — Anne Eliot Books Copy Share Image
“He’s so good at his job, that I’ve fallen for him, the mirage of him being my boyfriend, all of it. Like… — Anne Eliot Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“Pretend-dating Gray Porter is going to be like pretend-dating a rainbow. Everyone looks at him all the time.” — Anne Eliot Like Pretend Copy Share Image
“If one fish nibbles my toes I'm going to lose all testosterone and scream like a little girl in front of you.… — Anne Eliot Little girl Copy Share Image
“No soy una pieza de carne. No esperes estos labios para estar a tu entera disposición. Ni siquiera por ocho mil dólares.” — Anne Eliot Amor Copy Share Image
