All Andy Richter Quotes
- I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think,… Another Awkward
- I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from… Actually Saying
- There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. Boots
- Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it. Funny
- But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff. Fiction
- I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess. Always Tried
- I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them. Angry
- At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will. Basic
- I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot. Allan
- I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude. Down
- If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always… Always Interesting
- I'm not that professional. Funny
- If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom. Aim
- It's a very nice thing to have a baby. Baby
- No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems! Any
- Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. Amazing
- The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste. Exactly
- It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of… Andy
- Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming… Bus
- Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So… Came
- Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and… All
- We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're… Beaches
- I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate.… Bill
- The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of… Attention
- The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they… Actually Get