Best Amy Sedaris Quotations
- Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. Adultery
- My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. Advice
- I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take… Advocating
- I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out… Alone
- Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives. Funny
- Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it. Case
- I have a very muscular face. Face
- People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night. Cook
- Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair… Buy
- David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't… All
- I'm not ambitious. Ambitious