Best Amy Sedaris Sayings
- I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. Always Wanted
- I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use… Crafts
- I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop. Book
- I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop. Costume
- I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. Always Wanted
- I swear I want to be a food model. Food
- I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them. Drawn
- I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. Bedroom
- It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high. Cult
- My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market. Behind
- People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great. Always Think
- People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. Diet
- There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. Funny
- Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great. Art
- When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot.… Girl
- You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up… Any
- If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me… Always Feel
- I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I… Achievement
- I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice,… Apartment
- I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the… Apartment
- Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway… Baby
- They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of… Cult
- When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the… Buy
- On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early… All
- Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. Answer