All Amy Poehler Quotes
- I have to say I enjoy physical comedy and I've always loved to kind of take risks. I don't like worrying too much about how… Across
- I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was… Big
- Adventure and danger can be good for your heart and soul. Adventure
- I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like. Advice
- Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a whole… Add
- Too often we women try to tackle chaos that is not ours to fix. Chaos
- Creativity is connected to passion - that light inside that drives you. Connected
- It doesn't matter how much you get; you are left wanting more. Desire
- Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying… Act
- Our ego is a monster that loves to sit at the head of the table, and I have learned that my ego is just as… Ego
- I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am. Exhaustion
- I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced… Book
- I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how "bossy" can seem like a shitty way to describe a woman with… Bossy
- Nice manners are the secret keys to the universe. Keys
- I know enough now to know I know nothing. Enough Now
- I am a firm believer that every few years one needs to shake one's life through a sieve, like a miner in the Yukon. The… Believer
- I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place. Clean
- If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else. Always Leave
- I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Asking
- Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever. You just have to sit down and watch it… Down
- Sleep and I do not have a good relationship. We have never been good friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away.… Ahab
- Sleep helps you win at life. Helping
- Any painful experience makes you see things differently. It also reminds you of the simple truths that we purposely forget every day or else we… Any
- The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through the help we… Alone
- My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier. Batteries